November 27, 2010
2:05 PM
Me: You know the Shard in London?
WK: Yeah.
Me: It's now the tallest building in London.
WK: Huh. I built the tallest lego tower my school has ever seen. And I have flown in an airplane into space. Is the Shard as high as space?
Me: No.
WK: So, I look down on it.
Monday, 29 November 2010
Thursday, 25 November 2010
WK on Veracity
November 24, 2010
6:40 AM
WK: (Crying) Listen to me! Listen to me! I want to tell you what happened!
Me: Stop crying. We don't need to know more. Mummy and I saw what happened, so we know the truth.
WK: But I will tell you the better truth!
6:40 AM
WK: (Crying) Listen to me! Listen to me! I want to tell you what happened!
Me: Stop crying. We don't need to know more. Mummy and I saw what happened, so we know the truth.
WK: But I will tell you the better truth!
Wednesday, 24 November 2010
LF on Possessive Love
November 24, 2010
6:35 AM
Me: What are you doing, honey?
LF: Looking at your face.
Me: Why?
LF: Because it is sweet and beautiful. Do me a favour?
Me: Sure.
LF: Never leave the house again.
6:35 AM
Me: What are you doing, honey?
LF: Looking at your face.
Me: Why?
LF: Because it is sweet and beautiful. Do me a favour?
Me: Sure.
LF: Never leave the house again.
Monday, 22 November 2010
WK on Trans-Species Affection (II)
November 20, 2010
11:35 AM
WK: Daddy, how big is a Bunkey?
Me: I don't know what a Bunkey is.
WK: It's a baby that is half a bunny, half a monkey.
Me: There's no such thing.
WK: Ah, but there is such a thing as a Munny. That's why you have a job.
11:35 AM
WK: Daddy, how big is a Bunkey?
Me: I don't know what a Bunkey is.
WK: It's a baby that is half a bunny, half a monkey.
Me: There's no such thing.
WK: Ah, but there is such a thing as a Munny. That's why you have a job.
Friday, 19 November 2010
WK on Marine Engineering
November 19, 2010
6:15 AM
WK: When I'm big, I will build a bridge that goes all around England, then over to Japan, then finally to Ireland.
Me: Japan is far away, with oceans in between.
WK: So? I will drain the ocean and lay down my road. I will put all the fish in a big tank until the road is done.
Me: You sure you can do that?
WK: Stop worrying. I won't drain ponds or lakes where rabbits and baby deer drink. I will only drain the ocean. Animals can't drink salt water, because if they do, a big white shark will eat them.
6:15 AM
WK: When I'm big, I will build a bridge that goes all around England, then over to Japan, then finally to Ireland.
Me: Japan is far away, with oceans in between.
WK: So? I will drain the ocean and lay down my road. I will put all the fish in a big tank until the road is done.
Me: You sure you can do that?
WK: Stop worrying. I won't drain ponds or lakes where rabbits and baby deer drink. I will only drain the ocean. Animals can't drink salt water, because if they do, a big white shark will eat them.
Monday, 15 November 2010
WK on Domestic Service
November 11, 2010
7:16 AM
WK: Mummy, are you a servant or a member of the family?
Wife: What?
WK: I mean, I know you do everything for us, but are you actually a servant or part of the family?
Wife: I'm your Mother!
WK: But you never sit down with the family, you get up all the time. I think you are my servant.
Wife: I gave birth to you.
WK: Oh, I forgot about that.
7:16 AM
WK: Mummy, are you a servant or a member of the family?
Wife: What?
WK: I mean, I know you do everything for us, but are you actually a servant or part of the family?
Wife: I'm your Mother!
WK: But you never sit down with the family, you get up all the time. I think you are my servant.
Wife: I gave birth to you.
WK: Oh, I forgot about that.
Friday, 12 November 2010
WK on Courage
November 8, 2010
3:15 PM
Me: How'd your flu shot go, WK? Hope it didn't hurt too much.
WK: I laughed as the needle went in.
3:15 PM
Me: How'd your flu shot go, WK? Hope it didn't hurt too much.
WK: I laughed as the needle went in.
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