August 30, 2010
5:17 PM
WK: My world is full of mystery.
Me: Like what?
WK: Like, why do you get paid money for doing your job?
Tuesday, 31 August 2010
LF on the Electra Complex
August 29, 2010
3:15 PM
LF: Daddy, where have Mummy and WK gone?
Me: They are out of sight around the corner of this path.
LF: Are we alone?
Me: Yes.
LF: We're alone forever! Yay!
3:15 PM
LF: Daddy, where have Mummy and WK gone?
Me: They are out of sight around the corner of this path.
LF: Are we alone?
Me: Yes.
LF: We're alone forever! Yay!
LF on Herbivores
August 29, 2010
2:49 PM
LF: Daddy, are there deers in this wood?
Me: Yes.
LF: If one eats me, will you chop it open with your axe and rescue me?
2:49 PM
LF: Daddy, are there deers in this wood?
Me: Yes.
LF: If one eats me, will you chop it open with your axe and rescue me?
Friday, 27 August 2010
WK and LF on Fine Dining
August 27, 2010
12:28 PM
Me: How do you like your chips, WK?
WK: You know when you do a poo, yeah, and it's really long, and soft and in one piece? These chips taste like someone did that on my plate.
LF: And then they boiled the poo chips in wee, then they served them to us for lunch.
WK: This is the worst meal I have ever had in my long years.
12:28 PM
Me: How do you like your chips, WK?
WK: You know when you do a poo, yeah, and it's really long, and soft and in one piece? These chips taste like someone did that on my plate.
LF: And then they boiled the poo chips in wee, then they served them to us for lunch.
WK: This is the worst meal I have ever had in my long years.
LF on Behavior
August 26, 2010
7:18 AM
Me: Why did you use a pair of scissors to cut a hole in my best pair of trousers?
LF: I was pretending to be naughty.
7:18 AM
Me: Why did you use a pair of scissors to cut a hole in my best pair of trousers?
LF: I was pretending to be naughty.
Wednesday, 25 August 2010
WK on Blindness and Literacy
August 25, 2010
11:20 AM
WK: Then we walked down to the river to see the ducks. And something shocking happened. There was a group of people, and they were feeding the ducks bread, right next to the sign that says 'No Feeding Bread to the Ducks.' And they weren't blind. And they could read.
11:20 AM
WK: Then we walked down to the river to see the ducks. And something shocking happened. There was a group of people, and they were feeding the ducks bread, right next to the sign that says 'No Feeding Bread to the Ducks.' And they weren't blind. And they could read.
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