LF on Guilt Trips

October 7, 2010
6:25 AM

Me:  Pink shirt for me today.

LF:  Good.  When you don't wear a pink shirt, I spend all day at school sobbing and crying.

WK on Cosmetics

October 6, 2010
7:25 AM

WK:  Can I have some face cream?

Wife:  No, it's mine.  I'm using it.

WK:  What's it for?

Wife:  It makes Mummy's skin look nice.

WK:  Does it work?

WK on Selfishness

October 3, 2010
1:40 PM

WK:  I'm not going to sit here and wait for you to finish.  I'm going to play.

Me:  Sit and wait for everyone to be done with their lunch.

WK:  I don't want to.

Wife:  I spent the morning baking you a cake, made you your favourite lunch, and then got up five times during lunch to fetch you and LF special treats.  So who's being selfish now?

WK:  You are.

LF and WK on Prejudice and the Brothers Grimm

October 3, 2010
8:20 AM

Me:  Snow White is tougher than Cinderella.  She doesn't always need a prince to fix things.

LF:  Yeah, but her hair.

Me:  True, she doesn't have blonde hair like you.

WK:  LF can dye her hair!

LF and WK on Shakespeare

October 2, 2010
8:55 AM

Me:  The next time you get asked a question, just say 'To be or not to be/That is the question.'

LF:  Don't say that, WK!  That's rude!

WK:  It's not rude, LF.  It's French.

WK on Wild Animals

September 30, 2010
6:40 AM

WK:  If I were a cheetah, I could kill a great white shark.

Me:  I don't think so, sweetie.

WK:  Why not?  I would use my stinger, and poison the shark when it swam by.

Me:  Cheetahs live on land, and can run fast.

WK:  Oh.  When I said 'cheetah' I meant 'octopus'.

WK on Doctors

September 29, 2010
6:15 AM

Wife:  WK told me he wants to be a doctor when he grows up.

Me:  That's great!  WK, that would be a good job.

WK:  Yeah, I want to be a doctor.  But not a normal doctor.  I want to be the kind that actually helps people.